The Myeloma Weight Loss Diet

Lose weight now! Yes, you too can lose weight and be the admiration of all your friends. The answer: well, cancer, of course. But not just any cancer. Mylemoa (actually Leukemia or any of the other blood cancers.) Some cancers leave you bigger than you started...and what a drag. But Myeloma makes the pounds just melt away. You'll be the envy of all your friends when you are diagnosed with a blood cancer, only to find that it was a great way to lose that pesky weight you've had since college. The secret: medications given to save your life will at first cause you to GAIN. But don't be alarmed. Transplant meds will soon bring about the opposite effect. AND YOU WILL LOSE IT ALL.